12 March: My, what a long dog you have! Notice my puppy-scarred hands - she has the sharpest teeth I've ever seen . . . or felt!

"Water! Cool, cool water . . ." Ummm . . . Bella? That's the HOT water faucet.

"Quick! Get Martha Stewart and her glue gun for my ear!"

"BOTH EARS!"

CONTINUE WITH BELLA HANSEN HERE