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THAT'S A MORAY!
(Sung to the tune of Dean Martin's That's Amoré, with apologies!)
What's that thing on the reef, with big shiny white teeth - it's a moray
If it's big and it's mean, and it's slimy and green - it's a moray
Put your hand in the crack and you won't get it back - it's a moray
When you're movin' your hands, best take care where they land - watch for morays
When some teeth catch your eye. and an eel wriggles by - it's a moray
when something, bites your fin, and throws off your trim - it's a moray
Keep your fingers in tight and you won't have a fright - it's a moray
When you're moving by feel and then up pops the eel - it's a moray
When an eel bites your thigh, as you're just swimming by - it's a moray
When you scream, and you beg, but it still bites your leg - it's a moray
Watch you don't get a shark, When you search, after dark - for amoré
When you're out of your depth, and you run short of breath - that's amore air
When it's fanning its gills, Better head for the hills - it's a moray
when your light, in the night, gets swallowed out of sight - it's a moray
When you're down and it's dark, Over there - that a shark? No - it's a moray
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four - that's some more hay.
When you ace your last test, Like you did all the rest - that's some more "A"s!
When your boat comes home fine, And you tie up her line - that's a moor, eh?
When you've had quite enough, Of this damned rhyming stuff - that's "no more!" eh?