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MAX
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Max writes to his saviors at CRUSA:
Max Here!
You probably don't recognize me 'cause I smell like a vanilla bean. Did you know that just by washing a dog, you could change its smell to a pine tree (why not just use PineSol, then??) or Passion Flower (I don't know what Passion is anymore, since I got tutored) or Vanilla Bean? What's wrong with smelling like a dog???
Anyway, I was the Itchy & Scratchy Show here and annoying the humans in the house (Pops & Dee is what they're called, inhouse), so Dee stopped at PetCo after breakfast and spent five minutes looking at all the different shampoos . . . no wonder they were gone so long (but I was a good dog, didn't get into any trouble, and barked when they came home - even learned how to jump on the chair so I could look out the window to see who's at the door).
Dee doesn't like strong smells, so she settled on the Vanilla Bean/Oatmeal shampoo. The Coal Tar shampoo with Pine Scent would've been the one to get, she said, but the smell of both the coal tar AND the pine tree were too much for her head.
So I got washed, and dried, and immediately commenced to scratching . . . fooled them!! Dee said something about needing a few baths and a few days for the soap and the new food to take affect . . . and then she's going to the baby store to get me some onesies to wear . . . would they be foursies for me?
Oops, here comes Dee - gotta get off the computer . . . more later!
Max on his favorite lap.
See how Max shines in the sun?
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