MAXI
21 FEBRUARY 2006

TUESDAY, 21 FEBRUARY: SOMEONE OWES ME A PAIR OF PANTS! . . . or, FOOD FIGHT!

For some reason, April & Maxi decided to eat out of the same bowl at the same time . . . big fight ensues. As I am trying to grab Maxi's tail to pull him away from April, I feel a PINCH on my *ss, and I think, "This is certainly a strange time to be pinching my *ss, VetteMan" (he was right behind me while this was going on).

Come to find out, RICO had decided to join in the fray and protect his two buddies by biting me in the *ss and ripping a hole in my sweats. I'm sure there's bruise there, but it's not like I can twist myself around to see.

So now, Rico & Maxi are sleeping on VM's lap on the couch, and April is lying on the floor right beneath them. And my *ss hurts!

WEDNESDAY, 22 FEBRUARY: TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK . . .

April thought she'd play with Rico, which started another ruckus between April & Maxi; and that little poop Rico bit me on the OTHER cheek. Didn't rip the pants this time, though - he got more scolding than the two who were fighting . . . and it sure broke up the ruckus!

THURSDAY, 23 FEBRUARY

Rico figured out that Maxi can't jump on the bed - so they do a chasechasechase, then Rico jumps on the bed and teases Maxi, who is leaping up and leaping up and leaping up. Today, though, I fooled Rico by lifting Maxi up on the bed . . . this game of biteyface is the result.