NOW PLAYING: IMMIGRATION MAN,
David Crosby & Graham Nash


There I was at the immigration scene
Shining and feeling clean
Could it be a sin?
I got stopped by the immigration man
He says he doesn't know if he can
Let me in - let me in - immigration man


I landed at 7.00ish; we had to circle for an hour because of a thunderstorm.


McGUINNESS

The immigration man looked like someone from
Sons of Anarchy and the stamp on
my customs form was all smudged.
"What the heck," he said, and waved me on.
When I went through customs I thought
they were going to send me back to have it redone.


It took me ages to get a response from the hotel and I was getting worried.
Eventually someone answered and sent the bus.
Everyone talks so fast over here or maybe I'm jet-lagged;
it is 3.15 a.m. and I've been up since 7.00 a.m.
The driver was a mad man; speed limit was 45 - he was doing at least 60.
Then I thought, "The maniac - he's overtaking everyone on the inside!"
Oops . . . I forgot that's what you do over here.
Just as well I'm riding and not driving.


The ROOM . . .


My room is nice - bigger than last night's room.
I could have a tea dance in here.

McGUINNESS


The air conditioning is very loud;
I will have to switch it off or I will never sleep.

McGUINNESS


DINNER IS SERVED . . . HERE


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