NOW PLAYING: JOSE CUERVO, YOU ARE A FRIEND OF MINE,
Shelly West


José Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?
Now wait a minute
I had too much Tequila last night


My DINNER . . .

I ordered the drink by showing the waitress your email.
"Yep," she said, "I can do that."

I also ordered a meal:
A bison burger and salad even though my time was 3.15 a.m.
I thought it would help get my body into the time zone
and fill in a couple of hours till bedtime.
I was going to have the beef burger;
the menu said the meat all came from local ranches.
Hmm, I might be roping the next burger, so opted for the bison.

McGUINNESS


It was interesting people-watching in the bar.
I had said I was going to order two drinks and
I expected them to arrive in a cocktail glass.
I'm glad I only ordered one.


AT THE RANCH HERE


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