THE FUN BEGINS . . . . . . BUT NOT JUST YET

The return journey across the Med was interesting: a passenger died (old age); another fell over and broke her ankle; the cleaning crew turned up in white protective suits. It was like something out of a movie; you expect the whole ship to be quarantined and the fighter jets to be called in. I joked, Then a helicopter landed and a war correspondant was dropped on board. When did the Med become a war zone? Have we been at sea so long we've missed something? I'm getting married in the morning. so no flu bugs, please! I'm giving away the bride in the morning. so no flu bugs, please! [Must've been "Little Black Dress" Night in the formal dining room - ad]

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