NAILED

BROWN SUGAR FROSTING


Mixing station #2 . . .

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Again with the sifting . . .

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I'd had it with the mess
and how long it takes to sift
by banging on a strainer,
so I ordered an old-fashioned
mechanical sifter . . .

Does it seem odd to anyone else
that there are measurements
on the OUTSIDE of an opaque item?
What's the point?

FLOUR

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble . . .

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. . . little did I know.


Waiting for it to cool to lukewarm . . .

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Doesn't look very appetizing, does it.


Time to mix in two cups of confectioner's sugar . . .

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. . . and what it looks like after 3/4 of a cup . . .

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. . . I think I may have inadvertently made fondant candy,
or, in Dutch terms, BORSTPLAAT,
which I sometimes buy from a Dutch grocery store in Michigan;
it ain't cheap, but well worth it for a taste of childhood once a year!


As this isn't going to be spreadable, my next idea
is to put it in a piping bag with the largest star tip;
with a LOT of pressure, this is the result . . .

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. . . another fine idea shot to h*ll . . .


. . . so I do what I should've done in the first place:
Dusted with confectioners' sugar . . .

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. . . which looks so much like snow that I dream about
cross-country skiing that night.


AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE ON THE INSIDE . . .

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It tastes as good as it looks;
the molasses gives it a strong flavor and keeps the cake moist.
I used butter; I think if you were to use oil,
it would be a denser cake and need a longer baking time.

It's the best pumpkin cake we've tasted;
frosting or icing may have made it too sweet.


THE RECIPE I USED FOR THE CAKE

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Which is better: small but clear (above),
or larger but blurry (right)?

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THE RECIPE I USED FOR THE [FAILED] FROSTING

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NO-BAKE EGGNOG PIE HERE


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