I bought these food colorings; the ones from the grocery store,
in those tiny bottles, are not appropriate for this decorating.
Only a drop or two of this cake decorators' coloring will change the color
and not dilute whatever you're coloring . . .

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I wanted to make the frosting a light purple,
but my arm gave out too soon, so I settled for pink.

NTS: USE YOUR HAND MIXER; THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR!

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OK. Deep breath, and here we go . . .

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At this point, my photographer seems to have lost interest and wandered off,
so you'll have to imagine the steps I took to get from the above to here . . .

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The frosting had become a bit soft, so everything got a bit smooshy.
Neal had mentioned he liked the way the professionals
dribbled chocolate over the edge of the cake,
so I used a chocolate ganache recipe from another project . . .

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. . . and sprinkles, like glitter, can make things look prettier.


To quote Rod Stewart: The first cut is the deepest.
In this case, it was also the most difficult, as the cake was more solid than I expected.

NTS: Try a different cake recipe next time.

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It wasn't quite the checkerboard affect that I wanted . . .

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. . . but at least it wasn't all one color or flavor.

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And doesn't this Cairn (who has RicoBadBoy's coloring) . . .

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. . . look like he'd like a taste, too?


RECIPES I USED:

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CAKE: This is a very dense cake, not at all light & fluffy.

FROSTING: I made one-half of this recipe
and added almond flavoring.
Sifting one pound of powdered sugar
took more than five minutes.

GANACHE: I made one-half of this recipe;
I had only milk & bittersweet chocolate chips,
so I mixed the two, but the flavor was still strong.


Until I looked on the Web for a heading for Page 1, I NEVER realized
that there was a "baking show" called NAILED IT!
Do a search for it on YouTube; it's quite funny.
A Top 20 of the show can be seen HERE


NAILED IT! COMMENTS ON MY TALENTS,
OR LACK THEREOF, ARE HERE

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